life is but a dream

carys, 17, liverpool

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via preteenager)

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

(Source: chrisprattings, via preteenager)

niggasandcomputers:

viciousbri:

i asked my bf if i could sit on his face, he literally got up and washed his face and said ” now you may sit upon your throne, twas unfit for my Queen”

What type a backwards shit. He should’ve sent you to wash ya ass

(via haloser)